Things I Looove Thursday

March 31st, 2011 § Leave a Comment

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♥ London N T Springtime ♥
ArtWank
♥ Warm Oil Pussy Massage ♥

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♥ Ecover Cleaning Products! ♥
Sh! Womens Store N Londontown ♥
♥ Long Drives Nto T Middle Of Nowhere ♥

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Amber Ray / Professional Sensationalist ♥
Catalyst Latex / Triple Love These... ♥
Summer McStravick / Pure Light ♥

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♥ San Pelligrino W Strawberry & Blueberry Ice ♥
♥ My Cuisinart Blender / Smoothies = Triple Love ♥
Naked Boys Singing

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Wiltons Music Hall / Seein All Male Iolanthe Tonight! ♥
♥ Amaretto W Lots Of Ice After A 3 Hour 5 Course Dinner ♥
♥ Eggs Benedict ♥

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Patti Cake
Anna Sudac
Sheezer

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PITTSBURGH IS A WILD–

WHERE IS PITTSBURGH ?

WILDLY, WILDLY VAGINA-FRIENDLY CITY,

I’VE BEEN THERE THREE TIMES

AND THEY LOVE VAGINAS IN PITTSBURGH.

WHO KNEW ?

AFTER ONE OF MY FIRST SHOWS THERE,

A WOMAN CAME UP TO ME AND SHE SAID,

I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT AWAY.

. SHE WAS VERY UPSET

. I CALLED HER WHEN I GOT BACK TO NEW YORK

SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE LIKED THE PIECE,

BUT SHE FELT I HAD MISSED THE TEXTURE OF THE VAGINA,

SHE NEEDED TO TALK TEXTURE.

FOR THE NEXT HOUR, SHE TALKED TO ME

ABOUT THE TEXTURE OF THE VAGINA

WITH SUCH NUANCE AND DETAIL,

THAT TO BE HONEST,

I HAD TO LAY DOWN AT THE END OF THE CONVERSATION.

HOWEVER, SHE ALSO TOLD ME IN THE COURSE OF OUR CONVERSATION

THAT I HAD SAID SOMETHING NEGATIVE

ABOUT A PARTICULAR WORD.

A PEJORATIVE WORD,

A WORD THAT’S BEEN USE D TO DECLAIM THE VAGINA,

AND SHE NEEDED TO HELP ME RECONCEIVE THIS WORD.

SO, FOR THE NEXT HOUR,

SHE TALKED TO ME ABOUT THIS WORD,

AND WHEN SHE WAS DONE,

I WAS A CONVERT.

. I WROTE THIS FOR HER..

I CALL IT…

CUNT.

I’VE RECLAIMED IT.

CUNT.

I REALLY LIKE IT.

CUNT,

JUST LISTEN TO IT, LISTEN TO IT.

CUNT.

CA…

CA…

CAVERN,

CACKLE, CLIT, CUTE, COME-CLOSED C,

CLOSED INSIDE, INSIDE CA…

CA…

THEN U…

THEN CU…

THEN CURVY, INVITING SHARKSKIN, U…

UNIFORM,

UNDER,

UP,

URGE,

OOH, OOH, U…

. THEN N, THEN CUN..

CUN…

SNUG LETTERS FITTING PERFECTLY TOGETHER.

N…

NEST, NOW,

NEXUS, NICE,

ALWAYS DEPTH, ALWAYS ROUND IN UPPERCASE,

CUN, CUN… !

A JAGGED WICKE D ELECTRICAL PULSE.

N…, N…

THEN SOFT N, WARM N…

CUN, CUN.

THEN T, THEN T…

THEN SHARP CERTAIN TANGY T…

TEXTURE, TAKE,

TIGHT, TENT,

TANTALIZING,

TENSING,

TASTE,

TENDRILS,

TIME,

TACTILE,

TELL ME !

TELL ME, CUNT !

CUNT !

SAY IT !

TELL ME, COME ON !

CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT !

WHOO !

. LOVE THAT WORD

I CAN’T SAY IT ENOUGH.

I CAN’T STOP SAYING IT.

FEELING A LITTLE IRRITATED IN THE AIRPORT,

JUST SAY “CUNT”, EVERYTHING CHANGES.

“WHAT DID YOU SAY ?”

I SAID, “CUNT, THAT’S RIGHT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT.”

IT FEELS GOOD.

TRY IT, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.

CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT.

CUNT.

. CUNT, CUNT

CUNT.

. CUNT, CUNT

CUNT !

CUNT, CUNT, CUNT… !

I’M A CUNT !

MY MOTHER’S GONNA SEE THIS, I CAN’T.

CUNT.

THIS IS BETTER THAN THERAPY.

TURNS THE DAY AROUND, I PROMISE YOU.

WE’RE MOVING ALONG.

‘Reclaiming Cunt / T Vagina Monologues’
Eve Ensler

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Love Lust & Light

R

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Clear

March 30th, 2011 § 4 Comments

Ohhh Lovers

Aren’t You N For A Treat!

Double Wednesday Wet Wantoness To Wank To
Weeee! Let’s Throw A Parade
‘Wanking For Everyooone!’

I’m Taking Part N This Week’s Wank Wednesday Over On Erotic Notebook
Click To Read All T Smutty Contributionsss

This Weeks Prompt ‘Clear’

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She had been in the spreader bar for over an hour, her hips were shaking from the effort and the steady stream of orgasm. Deftly rolling over, she sought relief on her tummy. Relaxing into the rhythm of her own measured breathing, she took deep breaths, filling her lungs and finally allowing her hips to release, a wave of calm passed through her. She closed her eyes for a moment, allowing the oxytocin in her blood and brain to lull her and just as she was about to slip into sleep she was pulled back into the room with the sound of his footsteps.

Fresh from the shower, she heard him move to the kitchen, his bare feet pressing into the hardwood, and after the sound of a few cupboards opening and closing, he made a circle down the corridor back to the bedroom. She kept her eyes closed, her ears focused on him, everything else focused on her breath. He chuckled as he came into the room and shut the door behind him. She didn’t stir or open her eyes, she continued breathing into her aching hips and listening. Suddenly there was no sound but her breathing. He was no longer moving, or not that she could hear. She was fighting the urge to open her eyes when his hand came down hard across her exposed sex. From the way she was spread, the spank reverberated through her ass and exhausted pussy and she let out a long moan. He spanked again in the same spot and left his hand there, gently pressing circles to relieve the sting. ‘You’ve done enough moaning tonight my love’ he said, breaking his silence. He was standing next to her and must be leaning over the bed, with her eyes still closed, she agreed with a ‘MmHmm’ The spank came down again. ‘So because you’ve had enough of that, you’re not allowed to make a sound’ He paused to let the new rule sink into Rubyyy’s head and clit. She half giggled and whimpered at the new game and a harder spank interrupted her, ‘perhaps I didn’t make myself clear Rubyyy, you are not to make a sound’ and he throttled her several times in a row, daring her to break and give into this thudding pleasure…

Love Lust & Light

R

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Come See Rubyyy Sing & Strip On March 30, 2011
Chantilly Lace: T Erotic Awards Showcase

Wet Wednesday

March 30th, 2011 § 3 Comments

Welcome Loversss!

It’s Wednesdayyy And It’s A Sexy Day N T Blogiverse…

I Want To Take A Moment To Address My Long Time Readers…

Hi Babyyy,
Hope You’re Fabulous

I Love You
Thank You So Much For All Your Sweetness & Dedication
You’ve Been W Me Through Thick & Thin… & Average Penises
Hahaha I Couldn’t Resist… But Truly
It’s Been A Bumpy Road To Becoming Rubyyy & You’ve Come Along For T Ride
From T Days When I Was ‘Almost Annonymous’
When I Could Only Type N Caps Lock
Shouting To B Heard, Understood, Appreciated
You Saw Me Develop My 3 Writing Style & Watched It Sink Into T Fabric Of My Life
You Were There Before T Sketches & T Pictures & T Glamour
You Read Even When All I Had To Say Was T Mewling Ramblings Of A New Born Slut

I Want You To Know How Much I Adore And Appreciate You
I Want You To Grow & Stretch And Save *Your* Rubyyy Jones
I Want You To Know That You R A Light N My Life
I Want To, Again, Share Something That My Mom Wrote Me A While Back:
Well, you are unusually mature in many ways, and the world will keep hurting you until you realize that you are out of step with many people. That is not to make you proud or arrogant, we all evolve in different ways and at different times…
Thank You My Darling
For All T Love Lust & Light

Yours, R

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A Little Poetry For You My Angel…


Like Spring
I Wanna Gush
Breasts Heavy
Milk Me
I’ve Got So Much Love To Give

I Want To Discover Someone
Inch By Inch
I’m Tired Of Rushing In
Fools Rush…

I’m Changing Somehow
I’m Craving Romance
Suspense
Anticipation
Normally
I Go Right For T Pants

It’s Good To Take Your Time

Rockwell Says
He Hears My Words Changing
My Thoughts, My Wants, My Dreams
I’ve Noticed Too

How Much Long Must I Wait?
My Body Is Aching For Love

Day & Night I Dream Of T Lover I Want
Always Tall & Endowed & Kind
Intelligent & Patient & Charmed
Newly, Rich & Kinky & Measured

My Cunt Is Aching For Lust
Motivated By Love & Light
Hard & Open & Flowing

I’m Flowing Already
I Want To Flow
W Another Now

B It Cunt Or Cock Or Mouth Or Mind
I Want It All To Flow

Over
Out Of
And N Me

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Looking For More Wet Wanton Women?

Well Tap That Ass!…

Love Lust & Light

R

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Chantilly Lace: T Erotic Awards Showcase

Erotic Awards

March 28th, 2011 § 1 Comment

Hello My Loversss

Last Week Was A Crazyyy One!
Lots Of Working & Of Course… NAKED GIRLS READING!
Naked Girls Reading “An Ode To London” Was A Lovely Evening
We’ve Been Getting Great Feedback / This Sweet Review By Miss Rebecca Bond

I Had A Wonderful Naked Time
And I Just Know T London Show Will Just Get Better & Better!
Hats Off To Sophia St Villier For All Her Hard Work, Her ‘Baby’ Was Born!

So Now That You’ve Seen Rubyyy Read, How About Some More Naked Action?…

I Am Absolutely Honored To B Nominated For This Years Erotic Awards
As Performer Of T Year …!!!

I Was Standing N Betty Dodson’s Living Room About 4 Months Ago
Staring At Her Flying Penis… Her Erotic Award!
And I Just Did A Little Manifesting, Imaging Me Holding One Of My Own
T Universe Is FAST! And Kind

Previous Nominees Include:
Annie Sprinkle
Immodesty Blaze
Mat Fraser
Just To Name A Few…

Here’s A Brief History Of T Awards:
The Erotic Awards host fundraising events: our semi-finals, Chantilly Lace, an exhibition and the Night of the Senses. These events raise money to fund Outsiders, a charity that helps disabled people to find partners. The Erotic Awards also aims to include disabled judges, nominees, performers and presenters. All events are held in disability friendly, wheelchair accessible venues.

The Erotic Awards have grown and evolved since our humble beginnings in 1994. In 2008, for the first time, we ambitiously  included categories for Academics and Politicians which has proved to be a success. Finalists have included Lord Richard Faulkner, the Baroness Sue Miller, Anna Arrowsmith and Chris Davies MEP. They have told us how grateful they were for gaining positive recognition for promoting sexual freedoms. Even today in “high circles”, such work is isolating and requires strength of character and courage to face up to the bigots. This year, we brought in a new production team to raise the quality of our events, both in terms of audience enjoyment, and entertainment value. Talent scouts are out in search of top erotic performers and nominations are welcome for all our categories.

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I Hope To See You There!

Love Lust & Light

R

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Come See Rubyyy Sing & Strip On March 30, 2011
Chantilly Lace: T Erotic Awards Showcase

Six Sinday

March 27th, 2011 § 5 Comments

Happyyy Sundayyy!
. . .

She Was More Beautiful Than I Imagined

I Had Seen Her On TV And Thought She Was Cute, Pretty, But Staring Up At Me While Discovering My Cunt, I Fell N Love With Her Beauty

I Pulled Her On Top Of Me With A “Come Here Baby”

With My Hands On Her Little Waist, Hers Slipping Over And In My Pink, I Gorged Myself On Her Famous Tits

My Mouth Full Of Ivory Flesh & Succulent Nipples, I Moaned As She Pressed Harder On My Clit

Her Eager Hips Were Thrusting Between My Thighs And She Gazed At Me, Saying “I’m Ready Rubyyy, I Want To Try The Strap On, I Want To Make You Come…”

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Check All T 6 Love At Six Sunday

Love Lust & Light

R

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Spare

March 25th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

Hi Loversss

I’m N a writeyyy kinda mood, so I thought I’d catch up with Wank Wednesday, brought to the world by Ruby Kiddell of the Erotic Notebook
Each week she supplies a prompt for fellow smut writers and we work out naughty magic! Here’s my first…

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Spare

In the back of the taxi
They sit close together, looking straight ahead
The sound of the car tires on wet pavement, traffic, the driver on his mobile
Passing headlights glow behind the thick layer of fog on the windows
A bouquet of flowers lay on her lap, their coats draped over his
They are keeping their hands to themselves; he is slowly stroking her mind
He murmurs so only she can hear…

When we get home, I want you to go inside first
I will give you six minutes
Put your flowers in a vase
Take off your panties and put on your stockings and a garter
Keep your dress and jewelry on…

As he continued whispering instructions, she slipped a hand under the coats and sweetly stroked his growing cock over the fabric of his silk and wool trousers…

Choose your favorite vibe
Come into the front hallway
Get on your hands and knees
Lift your dress over your hips…

She traced a little pattern on his inner thigh, and squeezed her own together, as a small moan broke her silence…

I will give you 5 minutes
When I come through the front door
I want to see only your spread cunt and ass
I want that vibe on your clit
I want you dripping, ready to be fucked…

As the car turned down their street, he leaned over and licked a long line, the length of her neck, over her jaw and cheek, discovering her ear. Between kisses and nibbles he whispered…

You had better run my darling
You don’t have a moment to spare
I can smell that delicious pussy
I know how impatient she can be
And I’d love to fuck into you during your first come of the evening…

The taxi stopped in front of their place and they shared a long kiss with their eyes open and gazing. He checked his watch and she slipped out of the car. He wiped the window to watch her skip up the front steps…

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Love Lust & Light

R

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Come See Rubyyy Sing & Strip On March 30, 2011
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Things I Looove Thursday

March 24th, 2011 § Leave a Comment

Love Lust Lit

♥ Russell Brand / He Was T Highlight Of My Naked Girls Reading Night ♥
♥ Thai Food OMG / Craving Busaba
♥ ‘Fingersmith’ By Sarah Waters ♥

♥ Pic From Naked Girls Reading /By Tigz Rice
(L to R) Tallulah/Sophia/Emerald/Rubyyy
I Look Like I’m Touching Myself No? ♥
♥ Lavender Lavender Lavender / I Think I Say This Every Thursday ♥
♥ Sparkling Rose (Avec Accent Aigu) & An Old Fashioned Picnic ♥

♥ My New MAC Brush Set / Served Me So Well Last Night! ♥
Nikki Marriott / My Makeup Artist ♥
♥ These Amazing Mills & Boon Cover Remakes / I Love Creative Couples ♥

♥ Broken Social Scene / Meet Me N T Basement ♥
♥ Broken Social Scene / Sweetest Kill
♥ Flowersss / Such A Good Gift ♥

E[Lust]
♥ 6 Weeks N T S Of France / Who Wants To Take Me? ♥
Playboy France / Would Love To Pose For Them ♥

Rest N Peace Elizabeth

Love Lust & Light

R

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Come See Rubyyy Sing & Strip On March 30, 2011
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Wet Wednesdayyy

March 23rd, 2011 § 4 Comments

Weee! Wednesday!

Super Excited…

Tonight Is T European Premier Of NAKED GIRLS READING

I’ll Let You Know How It Goes Lovers…

You catch me staring on the tube

My eyes are fixed on your hands

Examining each finger, daydreaming

Perhaps it shows on my face

That I’m imagining you adding each digit

One by one into my ever flowing cunt

I don’t know you but you’re my lover now

And you can see it on my face

As our eyes finally meet

I’m devouring you, and you, me

I can feel my cheeks flush as we continuing dreaming

Across the crowded car, together

A small gasp escapes my lips as you enter me in my minds eye

You can’t possibly hear me but I know you feel me

I see the lust burn hotter, it’s all over your face

The train slows into the station

I stand up to leave and make my way towards you, the door

You look half thrilled and frightened to see me moving out of the dream

T train jerks to a stop as I gently brush my fingers across your mouth

I get off, squeezing through the waiting commuters

Smiling but sad to leave our little fantasy on the Circle Line

A Little Sweet Wantoness / Want Some More?

Love Lust & Light

R

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Come See Rubyyy Read On March 23, 2011
Naked Girls Reading: London
Come See Rubyyy Sing & Strip On March 30, 2011
Chantilly Lace: T Erotic Awards Showcase

E(Lust) #24

March 22nd, 2011 § 1 Comment

Hello Loversss

Happily selected for the lastest e[lust] post! One of my Wet Wednesday posts has been featured…A bit bittersweet reallyyy…More on that soon…

Along with a number of fabulous, steamy, witty bloggerssss – Click & enjoyyy…

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Welcome to e[lust] #24
Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #25? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

Photo Courtesy of Kitten’s Toys

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Women, Swinging, and Seduction – From Meeting to Fucking in the Swinging Lifestyle: “My wife wants to drop out of swinging and instead have an open relationship…” announced a good friend of mine..

The Scent of a Woman (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Snatch): Years back, during a scene, I had my dominant lean in and whisper lasciviously that he could “smell my wet pussy” and I started to cry.

5 Kinky Toys from the Office Supply Store: If you’re a nerd like me, you find the idea of office supplies a little bit arousing already but Pet & I paid a recent visit with an even more focused purpose — finding the best pervertibles Staples had to offer.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Two Fantasies in One: The sexting progressed from just spanking and fingering to fingering both my holes, to slipping a butt plug in to punish me for being a naughty girl. By the time Tuesday came around we were both very horny and on edge to get together.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Ethics in Blogging: Ethics don’t always equal human kindness/respect for others. You can be a snarky, grumpy shit-stirrer but still be ethical. You can be sweet as pie on the outside and be unethical.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable ~after this point~. Thank you, and enjoy!

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Barriers
Being a Slut
Bush. Confession #556
Effects of Effexor
Honesty and Courtesy
#LadyPornDay
Master and Slave?
My Experiences with Porn
Question Month: #1
Thoughts on Porn by Holden
What if His Is Much Larger Than Mine? – His & Hers Perspectives on Cock Size And Swinging
Wet Pussy

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Introducing the charity spanking anthology

Kink & Fetish

A Negotiated Spanking
Cuff Me to the Bed
Don’t Let Go
given
I Want In
Sexlopedia: Edge Play
Sex as a Tool
Sometimes
The cute checkout girl browsed my bare cleavage
Worth The Wait

Erotic Writing

Back to the scene of the crime
blood/lust [pt.one]
Deals
dirty me…
Hooray for Half Term
Honey, I’m Home
I Like Your Dream
Naughty Nurse Night At The Swingers Club
On Eating Pussy
Our Nectars
personal records
Returned
Short Dress. High Heels. Margaritas…
Sex With A Friend Part 1
Traditional Loving?
The fun of firsts
The Power of Seduction
We Begin With Talk Of Drink and Debauchery – Hazy Memories of Desire
Wet Wednesday

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Wishing you powerful, expansive, lovely, lighty orgasms my love!

Love Lust & Light

R

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Come See Rubyyy Read On March 23, 2011
Naked Girls Reading: London
Come See Rubyyy Sing & Strip On March 30, 2011
Chantilly Lace: T Erotic Awards Showcase

Six Sinday

March 20th, 2011 § 2 Comments

Bonjour Lovers!

Hoping You’re Enjoying A Wonderful (Super) Full Moon Weekend ♥

I Know I Am!

Had Dinner W BBB Last Night

It Was Lovelyyy

I Enjoy Him So Much & I’m Sure T Feeling’s Mutual

Happy We R Friends Now That We’re Not Lovers

He’s My 1st ‘Ex’ I’ve Been Able To Do That W

It Feels Good And Right And Makes Me So Happy

“Now Rubyyy, you’re going to wear this blindfold for our next game, I need your full attention.”

“Mmmhmm” she chirped, shuffling closer to him on the bed, legs a little wider.

Just before sliding the mask in place, she took one last look at the thick, jet black dildo in his hands and a deep breath

When the lubed head kissed her cunt, she felt it caress almost half her pussy and her hips flinched ever so slightly at the girth

He began tracing the line of her slit, slowly up and down, only pausing to circle her cute clit

“I’m going to tell you a little story, about Rubyyy and her pony”

Want Some More 6 Sentence Action?!

Love Lust & Light

R

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Come See Rubyyy Read On March 23, 2011
Naked Girls Reading: London
Come See Rubyyy Sing & Strip On March 30, 2011
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