Plastered Pusssy

Hellooo Lovers

Here We Are Againnn!
Hoping You’re Well And Wonderful This Monday
I Am Good… Really Feeling This Vibrant Chinese New Year
Feels Like A New Year
And Though It’s Another Year
I’m Still Catching Up From My Jam Packed 2011
SO
I Forgot To Tell You About The Time My Pussy Got Totally Plastered…

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You’ve heard of the Great Wall of China?
Well, move over Ming!
Have you also heard of the Great Wall of Vagina?
Artist, Jamie McCartney, produced this incredible nine metre long (ten individual sections) piece consisting of the casting of four hundred different delightful vulvas. I have yet to see this exhibition *ahem* in the flesh but I will and I look forward to the awe! I really love Jamie’s manifesto of body/genitalia acceptance and I saw this in action during ‘The Perfect Vagina‘ a documentary about ladies and labiaplasty (among other things) when a lady, who couldn’t look at her own genitals, saw them for the first time in the cast for Jamie’s mold. This woman became part of the wall and OH! if that that wall could TALK! Looks chatty to me…

Sooo when the sweet Sarah Berry (of Fannies Rule) contacted me to say that Jamie would be in town casting for a new project I jumped at the chance to be a part of it.

I journeyed to Sarah’s place and was greeted by a room full of happy and curious cunts, some eager to get in the mold, some there simply to enjoy the sisterhood; I was in a spacey mood but after several cupcakes and quiet chat with ladies I love, I settled in to wait for Jamie’s attention and flipped through his Great Wall of Vagina book…

One by one the ladies made there way up the stairs to be cast by Jamie. What would be happening today is the cast of the mold, in which the plaster will be poured, not the final product but well on the way. I had moved on to crisps and red wine when Jamie, bushy for Movember, appeared and announced it was my turn.

I moved into Sarah’s spare room where we would be casting and Jamie ran me through the process. First, he would apply a thick cream to my vulva to protect my sensitive skin and my ish bush, for when taking off the mold. Second, he would apply the blue cast material (Whoops! Forgot what it was called…) and then a little piece of material for backing. Then, waaait and then thirdly, the set cast would be slowly peeled off and voila! Blue Vagina Love!

I had a little naked-from-the-waist-down seat on his polka dotted plastic sheet and Sarah started to document the magic…

And Now *Drum Roll* One Of The Least Flattering Photos Of Me On The Web!

Lots of people have said to me:

How did it feel to have a dude you didn’t know touching your vag?

Um… Fine!? There is no penetration or sexual touching, Jamie is a professional and has already been face-to-face with over four hundred pussies and is pleasantly neutral and easy going within the experience.

Hooray!
Jamie McCartney & My Cunt & I

It was quick and painless and I felt so happy to see the little blue version of my lady lumps. Many thanks to Sarah Berry and Jamie McCartney for their generousity and loveliness, it was a wonderful to be a part of the project!

So if you had the chance, would you pose for a piece like this?
Why or why not? (He does work with men too gents!)
Would love to hear your thoughts lovers!

Love Lust & Light

♥
R
Rubyyy Jones

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