Plastered Pusssy
January 21st, 2012 § 12 Comments
Hellooo Lovers
Here We Are Againnn!
Hoping You’re Well And Wonderful This Monday
I Am Good… Really Feeling This Vibrant Chinese New Year
Feels Like A New Year
And Though It’s Another Year
I’m Still Catching Up From My Jam Packed 2011
SO
I Forgot To Tell You About The Time My Pussy Got Totally Plastered…
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You’ve heard of the Great Wall of China?
Well, move over Ming!
Have you also heard of the Great Wall of Vagina?
Artist, Jamie McCartney, produced this incredible nine metre long (ten individual sections) piece consisting of the casting of four hundred different delightful vulvas. I have yet to see this exhibition *ahem* in the flesh but I will and I look forward to the awe! I really love Jamie’s manifesto of body/genitalia acceptance and I saw this in action during ‘The Perfect Vagina‘ a documentary about ladies and labiaplasty (among other things) when a lady, who couldn’t look at her own genitals, saw them for the first time in the cast for Jamie’s mold. This woman became part of the wall and OH! if that that wall could TALK! Looks chatty to me…
Sooo when the sweet Sarah Berry (of Fannies Rule) contacted me to say that Jamie would be in town casting for a new project I jumped at the chance to be a part of it.
I journeyed to Sarah’s place and was greeted by a room full of happy and curious cunts, some eager to get in the mold, some there simply to enjoy the sisterhood; I was in a spacey mood but after several cupcakes and quiet chat with ladies I love, I settled in to wait for Jamie’s attention and flipped through his Great Wall of Vagina book…
One by one the ladies made there way up the stairs to be cast by Jamie. What would be happening today is the cast of the mold, in which the plaster will be poured, not the final product but well on the way. I had moved on to crisps and red wine when Jamie, bushy for Movember, appeared and announced it was my turn.
I moved into Sarah’s spare room where we would be casting and Jamie ran me through the process. First, he would apply a thick cream to my vulva to protect my sensitive skin and my ish bush, for when taking off the mold. Second, he would apply the blue cast material (Whoops! Forgot what it was called…) and then a little piece of material for backing. Then, waaait and then thirdly, the set cast would be slowly peeled off and voila! Blue Vagina Love!
I had a little naked-from-the-waist-down seat on his polka dotted plastic sheet and Sarah started to document the magic…
And Now *Drum Roll* One Of The Least Flattering Photos Of Me On The Web! « Read the rest of this entry »
Fashion Porn
September 17th, 2011 § 2 Comments
‘A Fashion Film’
By Daniel Deville
Presented By Kiss Me Deadly
Well… Ring – A – Ding – Ding…
That’s All I Can Say To That!
Oh, And Daniel
Put Me N One Of Your Fricking Films Cause They’re Hot
And I’m Hot
T End
Love Lust & Light
♥
R
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Love & Light: Day 5
July 24th, 2011 § 2 Comments
Presentinnng… T Love Game!
Oh Lovers
I Love A Good Quiz! And for my 33 Days Of Love & Light I thought it would be fun to learn about how others love, how others feel love, how others love themselves; so I created ten questions in a quiz and asked thirty or so wonderful people to give it a whirl, also inviting them to write 50 – 1000 words on the topic of Love or Light, not a must though. I did my best to get peoples from all walks and I’m loving the answers I’ve already received, I feel so lucky to read them first! They’re making me laugh and cry a little at the same time, they are making me want to fall in love even harder, they are inspiring my present moment in a huge way and I cannot thank everyone enough for saying ‘yes!’
Here is the first… A woman whose love changes my life on a daily basis… Listen to her bands first EP while you read…
The Love Game W Kritty…
1. What do you love most about yourself?
My voice. My capacity for forgiveness & desire to grow.2. What did you love about your last (not latest) lover?
Physically: his broad & sexy chest.
Mentally: his fantastic sense of humor.3. What’s the first song that comes in your head when you think love song?
‘Silver Springs’ – Fleetwood Mac
4. What colour is your light?
Lavender5. What cheers you up, no matter what?
This song: Asbestos by Gayhttp://gaymusic.bandcamp.com/track/asbestos
6. How do you bring light to the world?
Smiling at strangers, talking to babies, teaching music.7. 3 Words to Describe the Way You Love?
Passionately, dangerously, longingly8. Which symbol represents love for you?
I’d have to say the symbol’s ‘x’ and ‘o’9. What word do you use for light?
Joy, future.10. All you need is….
Something bigger than yourself.. . .
Blog: http://pattibakedcake.tumblr.com
Website: http://patticake.bandcamp.com
Kritty Uranowski is a singer / songwriter / actor based out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. She likes shaking, rattling and rolling. xoxo
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Many Thanks Angel!
Love Lust & Light
♥
R
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Love & Light: Day 3
July 22nd, 2011 § Leave a Comment
Hi Lovely Loversss
I hope you are feeling wonderful today!
I’m so excited, to be presenting to you, an interview with the glorious goddess and writer Ev`Yan Nasman. Formerly known as Apricot Tea she has moved on to begin her Sex Love Liberation revolution, where she continues to use her life as her muse and her honesty as her compass to teach and heal…
Divulging my intimate stories provokes me to be more honest with myself, which in turn helps others face their own personal truths.
I am deeply passionate about living an authentic life through honesty, openness, & mindfulness, & it is my purpose to help others do the same.
This blog is for the bold at heart. For the sex goddesses, the artistically expressive, the freethinkers, & the budding feminists. It is especially for the ones who long to describe themselves as fearless, mindful, sensual, & self-possessed, but haven’t quite gotten there yet.
I was happy and lucky to be able to interview this sweet one and I’ve just purchased her Sex Love Liberation: A Manifesto For The Bold At Heart, I can’t wait to dig in!
Another naked photo taking fan! Fun for everyone involved… If you were going to fill gallery, with an exhibition of your lusty pics, in any art form, how would you display them?
I think I would display them life-size, so that the essence of the pictures could be felt as well as seen.
I’m wondering if there was a time in your childhood or teens, when you felt as centered and in tune with yourself as you do now?
When I was a child, I felt very centered. There was no pretentiousness, no inauthenticity. I was just who I was without apology. That’s the beauty of being a child, I think: living in this blissful state of self-possession. We’re born that way, after all.
And then we become a young teens & come face to face with peer pressure, inferiority amongst our peers, & that awkward stage of personal growth… & all self-possession & assuredness goes out the window. We start to become an imitation of the people that are “pretty” & “accepted.” We lose our identity in that image & create a false one to blend in better.
I’m speaking in general here, but this is part of my personal story. I am just now starting to get my original, natural born identity back.
This is a state of being I have never known or felt before. It wasn’t until I started writing my book that I realized the intricateness & sensuality of my being. Putting it into the perspective that we are orgasms because we were created from them is as simple as it is profound. Having that belief in the back of my mind puts an extra pep in my step daily.
And that’s what my manifesto is about, really: bold statements to help people come to powerful realizations about themselves, which provokes the deepest kind of self-discovery & self-awareness. Sex, Love, Liberation: A Manifesto for the Bold at Heart is filled with poetic truisms, audacious mantras, & sultry words to prompt utter sensuality, love, & freedom.
I am so proud of how it has turned out. I think it will help a multitude of people.
I want to congratulate and applaud you on your bisexual discoveryyy and honesty. Big hugs! I hope to read some more on this in your Sex Love Liberation book; I’ve been exploring my feminine loving and lusting side lately and it’s been one lovely surprise after another…I want to ask if you could express your experience and the differences in lust energy when being with a man to when you are with a woman.
Many thanks! I have yet to experience any real lust energy when I am with a woman, simply because I have yet to be with a woman. Coming to the conclusion that I am bisexual is exciting & terrifying all at once. Part of me feels the need to put action into this new realization, for fear of it continuing to lie dormant within me. Another part of me is staying quietly aware of my surroundings & emotions, & will no doubt come out when the time is right.
One of the biggest things I’ve taken away from my “coming out” as bisexual is the fluidity of my sexual preference. I no longer see myself as straight; my preference is no longer linear. Instead, I am open to all possibilities & I celebrate them. I love having room to move around. Having this kind of awareness in myself is splendid, albeit frightening at times. I’m excited to see what comes from it.
Many Thanks To T Wonderful Ev`Yan / Find Her On Twitter
All Art By T Glorious Sharlena Wood
Love Lust & Light
♥
R
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Six Sinday
July 3rd, 2011 § 1 Comment
Helllo Loversss
Hoping you are splendddid!
Quickly wanting to share with the Six Sunday Crowd a peek at my latest complete Wank Wednesday piece…
Read the complete tale overrr here…
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Rubyyy gripped her flesh hard and stayed holding, wrenching her thighs wide as her hips rose to meet his fingers; he stopped his blows and clutched the puffy flesh of her mound.
He began a steady rhythm of swirling 3 fingers into her hard, and as he smoothly pressed back out again he crushed all the tender tissue, and her clit, in his hand.
Plunge and squeeze.
Fuck and crushhh.
Thrust and contuse.
Rubyyy grew quiet at this new cadence of touch; although punishing, it was affectionate and the intention was all-encompassing, love was always his favorite utensil of lust…
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And for those who missed out, I also recorded a selection of this piece for Ophelia Bitz’s ArtWank Radio Show! Have a listen to that HERE
Sorry To B Brief! Busy Beee!
Love Lust & Light
♥
R
Rubyyy Jones
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ArtWank Radiooo
June 2nd, 2011 § 1 Comment
Goood Morning My Angels
What a loverlyyy daaay it’s going to be! I’ve got some exciting things ahead today, sadly inside out of the sunshine, but the joys of having a terrace are never ending in the summer!
Sooo I’m all shiny and happy this morning for so many reasons but mainly because I just had a delicious morning (Art) wank. The ever-sensual-vintage-porn-madame has launched her new radio show ‘ArtWank With Ophelia Bitz‘ presented by London Fields Radio – it is fantastic! Now, I may be ever so slightly biased, as moi is featured reading an excerpt of my erotica for Wank Wednesday, but I thoroughly enjoyed the whole show. Volume 1 features some delicious tunes and several lovely guests: Lola Sparkle is talking about the upcoming Sex Worker Film Festival, there’s a lil Slutwalk talk and a live performance by Le Porn Ferret. Also along for the fun, is the ever glorious Kitty Stryker, she’s discussing the Ladies High Tea and Porn Society (of which I am a new member); I attended last month’s scrumptious event and I thought I’d take one more moment to show off the my cake offering…
I want one nowww!
So please check out this great new show and stay listening till the end my darlings, where I am reading ‘Bolt’ for Wank Wednesday! And keep tuning in! I’m looking forward to seeing how the show evolves and expands; I love a mix of politics and porn, who doesn’t?
Let me know what you think lovelies!
Many thanks to Ruby of Erotic Notebook for wonderful idea that was the inspiration for this writing and reading fun!
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Ohhh… And by the by: Rubyyy will be performing in the new burlesque spectacular ‘BURLEXE’. They are doing several shows and I am honored to be performing in the final event on June 29th. You can contact me directly for tickets ( rubyyyjones AT Gmail Dot Com) with a little Love, Lust & Light discount! Here is a listing for all the events and the burlesque girls who will be performing, it’s sure to be a sensational night!
Love Lust & Light
♥
R
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Wet Wednesday
June 1st, 2011 § 8 Comments
Wanton Women
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Suuuch Beauties…
(That Better B Weed She’s Smoking…)
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Love Lust & Light
♥
R
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